skate-high: To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
when you take your friend's phone and they try to...
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
vvorldwideweb: keep-calm-and-geek-on: vvorldwideweb: scaraptor: vvorldwideweb: what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you What if it does but we can’t hear it? do u kno what screaming is Silence is the loudest scream deep
theyellowbrickroad: i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
doncasturbate: doncasturbate: here’s to the 18+ directioners
me at school
me: the fuck is this
me: who the fuck are you
me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
me: walk faster fuckface
me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
me: no you're a whore
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
me: pew pew nigga
me: i'd push you in front of me whore
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
llamallamaphan: tavroctavio: THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED nope rong
snapchatting: i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
simplyadorkable-jae: grotesquelylovely: renistyle: andallthatcas: let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy has been with us our entire lives from all that to good burger to kenan and kel and now snl he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood god bless you kenan thompson and hes not strung out on drugs or whoring around yaaay ^^^
theuppitynegras: are we just not going to talk about the fact Prince William went from Prince Charming material to this… Prince William. What the fuck happened?
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
averlac: why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
laughingstation: people that have trouble gaining weight
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for